The other day I was 7-11 and a rich prick cut me off at the check out. I watch him and didn’t say anything to see if he noticed what he did. Then I watched him walk out and get into his Bently. I was thinking, is he so much better than me because he drives a big expense car? Or is it he is completely out of it and thinks the word moves around him. When I walked out of the store he was sitting in his car and had his window down. I walked by his car and let out a huge fart that he clearly heard. He was staring me down. I then said to my self welcome to the lower-income bracket asshole.
He was no better then me, because he had to get his lazy out of his car to get something in 7-11. I hope he could taste my fart.